Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs"

• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Every song is its own gunshot. Every play putton is a trigger. The barrels are pressed against your mind and memory.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Evensong blackbirds sing eleven songs backwards
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Sing a Song of Sixpence
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Sing me a Song
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• like minded curmudgeons
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Women only like me for my mind
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• What is it like to have a soul?
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• your mind, like a merry-go-round
• I would like to have emotions
• I sing banned Girl Scout songs
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What it's like to have cancer
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Song Of Myself
• let myself listen to these radio songs
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The little bird sings a big song
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The mind is like a train station
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Mind without body
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• footsteps and the wind sing a song
• I have to catch myself around you
• What it's like to have a community
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Sarah Brightman Sings the Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I put away childish things, like myself
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Anger is toxic chemical in mind, explodes on your face
• People have fucked up before
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I have never felt more alive
• Sparta and Baboonery: The Guesswork of Collective Mind
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The Mind of Adolf Hitler
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Vulcan Mind Meld
• Finding out you have cancer
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Lines in the mind
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• The spontaneous fluctuations of the mind
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• magic shell
• She sells sea shells
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• this good nature in this failing shell
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• Reloading brass shells is legal again
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I sing for you, Walt Whitman: Verse XIV
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I heard the butcher-bird sing
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The Smurfs
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• The Arrow and the Song
• Song of the Open Road
• Song of Solomon
• the tunnel song
• Songs of Faith and Devotion
• The Song of Hiawatha - Hiawatha's Departure
• Songs with Subjunctive Abuse
• we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
• Israeli Children's Songs
• Canção in exílio (Song of Exile)
• A Song to an Angel
• Lyrical references in Blink 182 songs
• Upper Canada Fight Song
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Songs From the Black Hole
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Eurovision Song Contest 2003
• Be a model or just look like one
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• What it's like to be skinny
• The Minstrel Song
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Songs from a Room
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work

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