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• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Every song is its own gunshot. Every play button is a trigger. The barrels are pressed against your mind and memory.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• like minded curmudgeons
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Women only like me for my mind
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• What it's like to have cancer
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Evensong blackbirds sing eleven songs backwards
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Sing a Song of Sixpence
• I have to catch myself around you
• What it's like to have a community
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Sing me a Song
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Mind without body
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I would like to have emotions
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I put away childish things, like myself
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• your mind, like a merry-go-round
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I sing banned Girl Scout songs
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• The little bird sings a big song
• The mind is like a train station
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• footsteps and the wind sing a song
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• let myself listen to these radio songs
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Sarah Brightman Sings the Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Song Of Myself
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• What is it like to have a soul?
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We Like March
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• A face like a slapped arse
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• The Struggle Against the State
• like voices chiming between layers
• Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
• unfinished (like me)
• Against All Odds
• Quotative like
• To use the spear against the shield
• Ashes Against the Grain
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Clam Chowder
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• You can't have everything
• Likely ignorable. Like a large penis.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Trying to make a name for yourself on E2 by publishing poetry is like playing in the WNBA for fame. You might get a few points here and there, but practically nobody's watching and practically nobody cares.
• Do what you have to do
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• mind
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Wandering Mind
• Mind, Body, Spirit
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Carolina In My Mind
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Mind Virus
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• The clockwork of her mind is unravelling, bits and pieces coarse with emotion
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The Closing of the American Mind
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Khaled Islambouli
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• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• An Introduction to a Ghost Tour: On Truth, Myself, The Nature of Ghosts, and The City of Charleston
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• magic shell
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• She sells sea shells
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people

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