Findings:

• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• We Have No Moat
• Atheists have no support group
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• You have no socially redeeming value
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Have you ever thought
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Kids have no concept of time
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No one says anything important during the day
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no faith in your God
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Where the streets have no name
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• No, but I'll have a beer
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Words Have No Meaning
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You have no power over me
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• stranger with no intentions
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no money and I must pay
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• They have no bones.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Have you ever made a just man?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Have You Ever Walked?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
• I have no complaint
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no hair
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Computers have no sense of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Californians have no soul
• I have no memory of my Mother
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Absolutely Free
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Anything popular must suck
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't believe in anything
• fake plastic anything
• People will steal anything
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Anything That Moves
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• The man who can fix anything
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.

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