Findings:
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Know your pets
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Type A blood
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Capitalize, please
- Dead links in writeups
- People who carp about their jobs
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Using a command line
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I appear to have been misinformed
- worse things have happened to better people
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Two people who are not touching
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- A story of people in aircraft, and a marriage coming undone
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- people who wear camo
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- The People Who Used to Live There
- People have fucked up before
- cat haters
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- people who don't exist
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Animals people have sex with
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People who are not anarchists
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- people who need people are just people who need people
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- People want what they cannot have
- People who don't read
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Dead people I have known
- How to "Have People"
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Things people put up their butts
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- Taking things at surface value
- play dumb
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- The rules of pool are not selective
- The bored who complain
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- People who use Windows
- Why people who jog live longer
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The other people who hate war
- People who died laughing
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- story of people of disyr
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- People who love FTP
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Actors who have played Hitler
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
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