Findings:
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- just to have some human contact
- I have just been shot
- Have you ever made a just man?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- You have the whole world in your hands
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- But I have seen the sun just once
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- I have one whole anus
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Death in the Afternoon
- Sunday afternoon and Rainer Maria Rilke
- Afternoon Rain
- An afternoon in Jamaica
- Sunday Afternoon Piano Class
- Afternoon on a Hill
- Riding in the subway on a snowy afternoon, avoiding people's eyes
- Afternoon delight
- Afternoons and coffeespoons
- Disney Afternoon
- afternoon (user)
- That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
- Daydreaming on a lazy Sunday afternoon
- afternoon thunderstorm
- Afternoon News Letter
- Afternoons in the high school parking lot
- The Long and Drunken Afternoon
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Good afternoon, ma'am
- Another afternoon in Jamaica
- afternoons (user)
- Arkansas Afternoon
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- One afternoon at the laundromat
- the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
- Sunday Afternoon at the French Model Council Club
- medicine wheel tribulation on a sunday afternoon
- on a Friday afternoon
- An afternoon in autumn
- Friday afternoon freeze.
- Afternoons spent on art
- A lazy Sunday afternoon inspiring bot conversations
- A Lazy Afternoon
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- An Afternoon in Rehab
- afternoon tea
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
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