Findings:
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I have no idea!! (user)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- how many lines of code have you written?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Will Ye No Come Back Again
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How come we never dated?
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
- I have no hair
- Cat in the Hat Comes Back
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- The days of wonder have come at last
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I have no faith in your God
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Come Back Home
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Hard Tack, Come Again No More
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- painting stars that have come to be
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- So How Come
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- Sing me songs of nights to come
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I have no complaint
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Lover Come Back
- we do it in hopes they'll come back
- Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- come back girl of the knife
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- Avery comes back
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Come Back (in Awhile)
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- These are the days when birds come back
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Winning back your girlfriend
- because I have given up any care
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- How did we come to this?
- Come On Eileen Songs
- Stretching your lower back
- We Have Come For Your Parents
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Songs to Aging Children Come
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- words come to mean many things
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
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