Findings:

• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• They Have a Word for It
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• These are words silently meant for you
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Words have power
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• have you found the words to save her?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Words Have No Meaning
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• these words, express.
• The Word Made Flesh
• wrapped up tight in my distress. My words are muffled
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• People have fucked up before
• Words that only have one context
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• because I have given up any care
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Flesh Made Word
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• made up of wires
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• These Is My Words
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Your memories and identity are meaningless and impotent against these words.
• These sad pathetic words
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• word up
• All these words are wrong
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Looking up a word by its definition
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• what real progress have we made?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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