Findings:
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Khaled Islambouli
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am Jack's wasted life
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- You treated my woman to a flake of your life
- tonight and the rest of my life
- Stoned music memories
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Something that may have changed my life...
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Woman's Gotta Have It
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- May you spend a happy life untroubled.
- Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- rest of your life
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I am going to die
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- When I am an old woman
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am going to demolish your skeleton
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Going to spend a penny
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Penis size and impregnation
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I must have waited all my life for this
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I have become furniture in your life
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Flax seeds will save your life
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- I will not spend my life like this
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- I am now a married woman
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Warrior's Woman
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
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