Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Using a command line
- Something I Can Never Have
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- The best I never had
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- You've never had it so good
- you have never been safe
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Never Had It So Good
- These are the memories I never had
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- if you have had your midnights
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have never felt more alive
- I have never
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Questions I have had today
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The death of a man I had never known
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- I Have Never Known a World
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- We have had enough of your beige
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- If I had a nickel...
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- The best teacher I ever had
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I had pleasant times as well
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- I Had Always Known
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had cool friends in high school
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I just had this thought of summer past
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- The Girl Who Had Everything
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