Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Just before never waking
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• What is it like to have a soul?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• What it's like to have cancer
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We have had enough of your beige
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have never
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• What it's like to have a community
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have become furniture in your life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• People have fucked up before
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• Never Had It So Good
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Using a command line
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• My life closed twice before its close
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• before either of us had to turn away
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Questions I have had today
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• These are the memories I never had
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The death of a man I had never known
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• The best I never had
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• You've never had it so good
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• never again is what you swore the time before
• I've had you here before
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• if you have had your midnights
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Something I Can Never Have
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Life before death
• Stoned music memories
• I have never felt more alive
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I would like to have emotions
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?

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