Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse"

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I have lost many things, so many
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• The choice you have to make
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• make it so
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I Have Never Known a World
• worse things have happened to better people
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Using a command line
• Something I Can Never Have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You make it so hard to hate
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I have never
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• You've never had it so good
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Never Had It So Good
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• A mistake never felt so right
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I have never felt more alive
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I used to have so many dreams
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• So you don't have to
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• you have never been safe
• I have seen the elephant
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• i have been burning for so long
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• two positives never make a negative
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• So, you want to make a language?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• What makes her so cute?
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Dismal Jenny (user)
• dismal
• Oh, men of dark and dismal fate
• Grey and dismal mornings
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon

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