Findings:

• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have never
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Something I Can Never Have
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• you have never been safe
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Chopping wood
• I'm never getting drunk again
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have never felt more alive
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Shave your head and run naked into the woods.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I Have Never Known a World
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have I Got News for You
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Got to Get You into My Life
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Using a command line
• Have got
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Into the Woods
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• Children of the Corny 6: INTO THE WOODS!
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• get drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• these woods are extremely cursed
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm

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