Findings:

• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no money and I must pay
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Computers have no sense of time
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• I must have called a thousand times
• I have no idea!! (user)
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• They must have faces
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• It must have fixed itself!
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have no faith in your God
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I have no hair
• Californians have no soul
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• It must have rained or something
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Ghosts must have done it!
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Heart, have no pity
• scream seeks mouth
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• all living things must above all else have hope
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Atheists have no support group
• You have no socially redeeming value
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have no power over me
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Words Have No Meaning
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• I must have three heads
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I must have waited all my life for this
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• They have no bones.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Where the streets have no name
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Our calendars have no meaning
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Articles every Everything must have
• All mouth and no trousers
• We Have No Moat
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How to scream when no one is looking
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• No, but I'll have a beer
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• "I will live", screams Goofy to the lowering clouds, "I will live!"
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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