Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• he would have laughed
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• he would have cried
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You, standing
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• what I want and what is expected of me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I want to destroy the universe
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• She only wants me for tech support
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• He taught me how to smoke
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• No, your isolated anecdote is NOT sufficient proof
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I want to have known
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I want a first kiss
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• Have you ever thought
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• They Don't Want Me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Let me dream if I want to
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I wish you would talk to me
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No rhyme or reason
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• How Do You Want Me?
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Proof that there is no largest prime number
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I want you inside me
• February wants me dead
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Surely he would remember this
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• OBAFGKM
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• What lips my lips have kissed
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No Weed for Me
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.

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