Findings:

• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• You have no socially redeeming value
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• The tattoo phenomenon
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• There's no such thing as normal
• I have no money and I must pay
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• No Such Thing As A Fish
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Atheists have no support group
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They have no bones.
• No Such Place
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• September has such a feeling
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Where the streets have no name
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Kids have no concept of time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have no power over me
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There is no such thing as society
• No Such Agency (user)
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• There is no such thing as color
• I have no faith in your God
• based on events that may have happened
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have no complaint
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no hair
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Computers have no sense of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Californians have no soul
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No time of any kind
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Heart, have no pity
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• because I have given up any care
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have no output and I must scream
• We Have No Moat
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No such luck
• No such animal
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• no such word as small
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• No such thing as a bad day
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• There is no such thing as a love story
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• any
• Press any key to continue
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal

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