Findings:

• How to say "No" and have people listen
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• When words mean too much
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have too much to say
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How we could still have a President Trump
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Computers have no sense of time
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• They Have a Word for It
• How to "Have People"
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no faith in your God
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• have you found the words to save her?
• I have no money and I must pay
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to have lesbian sex
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I have no hair
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Words that only have one context
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Fish have no concept of fire
• How can an atheist have morals?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Where the streets have no name
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• How to have an out of body experience
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Have Your Say
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I have no complaint
• They have no bones.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Heart, have no pity
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Our calendars have no meaning
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Atheists have no support group
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How the mighty have fallen
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Californians have no soul
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no power over me
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no idea!! (user)
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You have far too much time on your hands
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Sex with a chicken
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You, standing
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Sex in a small car
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Words have power
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How long have you known?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?

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