Findings:

• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I have seen the elephant
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Can I have a light?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Ski piss
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Something I Can Never Have
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• I Seen Footage
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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