Findings:

• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• One Million Years A.D.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Batman: Year One
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
• hit or miss
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm in one of those moods again
• These chains grow stronger every year
• No one actually cares.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Ten stars or so
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• One Hit Wonderland
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so tired fuzzy skipping across my own self-populated ocean of an instant replay
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• One lump or two?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• One Million Years B.C.
• Athens, Ohio. Year One
• One year, just.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Days or Years
• Swimming pool injury
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One Hit Wonder
• every secret thing was made by some one
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• How to build an emergency bat
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• you fall or fly every second
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No Pity Due to No One
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• This essay was due a year ago
• I'm so tough
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• every so often
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm so sorry
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A Widow for One Year
• Cooking for One
• Be a model or just look like one
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• One year old
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Christmas is the same every year
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• So, which one of you is the man?
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Eleven or One
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• There's one born again every minute

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