Findings:
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- This is a poem I wrote about nothing in particular
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm about to create a new node!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Being a dickhead
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- The peg-legged pig
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I'm Too Sexy
- I'm too old for this shit
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I'm not talking about
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I'm All You Can Think About
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- But What About the Property Damage?
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not homophobic but...
- Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I know what I'm talking about
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Where do you draw the line?
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
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