Findings:

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• When you kill people they die
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You Can Sleep While I Drive
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Squash can kill you
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You are special. You will not die here.
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Ground rush
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I can always hope
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Can You Hear Me?
• Khaled Islambouli
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Hope dies last
• And They Didn't Die
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Nothing can stop me now
• Can you show me?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I can feel you forgetting me
• can you show me where this came from?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• I hope I get old before I die.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Hope to Die
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Smoking can kill you
• People don't flail when they die
• My New York will die with me
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Don't let me die nervous
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• A toad can die of light!
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• You can see right through me
• I can see your house from here
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Can You Take Me Back
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• can you get enough of me?
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• We Can all Die Like This
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Escape while you still can.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

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