Findings:
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Kill a rap
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- kill -9 -1
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- kill file
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- How to kill a Sim
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- kill word
- Like a Big Dog
- kill -KILL
- kill -9 dueling
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Solving a maze
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Kill My Landlord
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- A View to a Kill
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Kill Yourself
- Society killed evolution
- Licence to Kill
- I kill microbes for a living
- computers kill kids
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I will kill you if I can
- kill -XCPU
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Your Idol (user)
- Meat Kills
- Killed in Action
- Today I kill my child
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Who Killed the Jews?
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- Cars Kill Fish
- When you kill people they die
- Kill Devil Hill
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- I could've killed my father
- kill -11
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill your sampler
- Kill time before it kills you
- kill -9
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- I think I killed it
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- They killed our Lord
- kill -BUS
- I killed a pigeon
- Smoking can kill you
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Kill Zone
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Why does Man kill?
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- Kill the rich
- Kill Yr Idols
- Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- What we think we know can kill us
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- Kill, Quakers, Kill!
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- kill dash nine (user)
- CDs Killed Album Art
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- That which does not kill me...
- Why not just kill yourself?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Kill Your Television
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Know your pets
- Bikini Kill
- Bark Like A Dog
- Kill the Poor
- One Shot One Kill
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Let's Get Killed
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Humane octopus killing
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I Love to Kill
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- kill -PIPE
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Kill two birds with one stone
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Please Kill Me
- High Time to Kill
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Kill 'em All
- How to kill a clown
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- spermicide kills
- Killed By Death
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- A Time to Kill
- To Kill a Dead Man
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Accidental death odds
- The Man He Killed
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Someone please kill me
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- How Prom nearly killed me
- I would kill my mother
- Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
- How to kill an eel
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
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