Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I knew it was time for a vacation when I caught myself lying face down on my blue rug bored, naked, and with the lights off"

• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was young Time had no wings
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• At night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• The first time I knew I was different
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• As the light blue pickup
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• When fog comes down the mountain
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• She was locked in time
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• audio editing
• Rockets and Blue Lights
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Blue light special
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• face time
• Trompe
• Time flies when you're having fun
• I was consistently naked for six weeks in 1972 to protest the Geneva Convention
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Face down, Nine edge first
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• light and time, stone monuments in the far depth
• The speed of light vs. time travel
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• deep blue andalusia red yellow red yellow black car red light far black place
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Before Time Was
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I was afraid of getting caught
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Blue lights go for miles
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• When water chokes you
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• His face when she fell
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• She knew what she was doing
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• When night taught you to let light talk
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• The Blue Light
• Odysseus was not lying
• The Naked Time
• the last time I surprised myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Was There a Time
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• when the time comes
• There was a time before
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Red light. French blue dress shirt.
• There was always the blue of you
• The Man in a Blue Turban With a Face
• I caught myself
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Nietzsche's Individual: Caught in Time yet Towering Above It
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• When Bobby Comes Down
• face down
• looking down on city lights
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• during down time at E2
• When the walls go down
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• The sun goes down in a cold pale flare of light
• talk myself down
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• summer left its light green lipstick on our faces
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• beautiful blue light
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Only When I Lose Myself
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Hope is a powerful light in times of darkness. Even if it's false hope.
• The blue lights of suburban living rooms

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