Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• There will be no more stories to read
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Be a problematic duck over there
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• No place I'd rather be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Where's the kaboom?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• That would be me
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• There is some place I need to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• eternity would be boring
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• That I Would Be Good
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Just to see what it would be like
• I know what it's like to be dead
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it would be hilarious if only
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• you had to be there
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There will be time
• There can be only one
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Some things that fly there be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• There need to be more powers
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• My life may no longer be my own
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will never be another you
• Be there or be square
• No one can be in two places at once
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• This poem can be put off no longer
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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