Findings:

• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• and your shadow knows how to cry
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• so far
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• So close yet so far away
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• So far, so good
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Know How, Can Do
• How we know what we know
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• How do you know that name?
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How Far To Turn
• stop adoring from so far away
• I know how many there are.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Faraway, So Close!
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Crazy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• How far are you from anything?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• So Far From Home
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How it's Going to Be
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Thursday is so far away
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• How do you know it's real?
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• How I know I love you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't know how to smile
• How to know if something is worth doing
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Oh, so that's how it is
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The Story So Far
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm going to the moon
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Why must you live so far away?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• How naked are we going to get?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• So how did you two meet?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How can I see far?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• how far do you want to go?
• she does not know how much I need this
• How to Know God
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?

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