Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- Lobster Men From Mars
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Slipping away from myself
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- Most men are non-orgasmic
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Kids that age think they know it all
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- To know a hawk from a handsaw
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Fat Men from Space
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- What we think we know can kill us
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Most of what I know about social inequality
- everything men NEED to know about weddings
- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
- Things guys think girls should know
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
- What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- What men think of the penis
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Things Done Differently
- Things Didn't go Differently
- dream differently
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- You're not from around here, are you?
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- Redo from start
- Argument from Evil
- Argument from Non-Belief
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- From the Earth to the Moon
- Escape From New York
- Escape from L.A.
- Steady Sounds from the Underground
- From Beyond
- Exile: Escape From the Pit
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Jose Chung's From Outer Space
- Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
- The view from my room
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- away from me
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Removing wax from clothing
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- unwinding from the day
- Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- notes from the dentist's chair
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Blast From the Past
- Argument from Ignorance
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- From my cold dead hands
- Voice from the Great Depression
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- The Child who came from an Egg
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- News from the Libertarian Party
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Tales from Alton Towers
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- Eyeball prolapse
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