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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• April Fools' Day in Iraq
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• April Fool
• April Fools' RFCs
• April Fools' Day
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Touch Me You Fool
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Is it April Fools' Day yet? (superdoc)
• April Fool's Day
• Lincoln's April Fools' letter to Mrs. Browning, April 1, 1838
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Spaghetti Tree
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• April Fool (user)
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• April 10, 2022
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They Don't Want Me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• April 10, 2013
• April 10, 2024
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• April 10, 2023
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• date movie
• Saying what you don't mean
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• real hackers don't use variable types
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't know what else to do
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't leave me alone
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Dream log: April 10, 2016
• April 10, 2021
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Node what you don't know
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't know
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• They don't know what they're missing
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what to do with you
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• customers don't trust me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't tell me everything
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't tread on me
• Don't quote me on that
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Know Much
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't know my GOD
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• April 10, 2017
• April 10, 2014
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• April 10, 2020
• April 10, 2019
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• April 10, 2018
• Because I Got High
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 10
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 100
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I wouldn't date me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• you don't want to know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't call me white
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You Don't Know Jack
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't call me Asian
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Give Me Names
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you

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