Findings:
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How long can you hold your breath?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Know How, Can Do
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How much more can we bear?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Give everything you can to everyone you know
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Who can know it?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How you can become infected with HIV
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- What we think we know can kill us
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- like you're blind but still can see
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Can I wake you up?
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- "Shut up," he explained
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How can an atheist have morals?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can you still breathe?
- How can Poets Survive
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- He can
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How can I see far?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
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