Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I laugh at myself and ask myself what I'm doing? Why am I so concerned? It doesn't really "matter"..."

• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I myself am war
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Depression is a good thing
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm so tough
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I'm fine no really
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I am so an American
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm Really Into Techno
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We laugh so we won't cry
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• i am so random (user)
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• On the cost of First Class postage
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• size doesn't matter
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I was doing so well.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• myself
• How am I doing?
• Video files inside .zip archives
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am so fucking happy
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• I'm doing OK
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I am still so lost, I am

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