Findings:
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- She found me on public transportation
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- She only wants me for sex
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She just looks at me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- The day I found out I was a guy
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She approached me with some vague line
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Nobody for me but you
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She told me to say that
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- she had already found her party
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She Fucks Me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- She kills me
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She misses me
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- you lied to me
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She said she loved me
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She Loves Me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- She only wants me for tech support
- She loved me for my maths
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She loves me, she loves me not
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- But she heard it
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
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