Findings:
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
- Eye contact at a distance
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When you kill people they die
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- when they take my blood
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- There are times when they seem to be right
- the moment when they take possession of you
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
- When I get like this
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- i like my body when it is with your
- They hum like angels
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They moved like a river
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I like my breasts the way they are
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- some summers they drop like flies
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- People don't flail when they die
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- They Have a Word for It
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You stole what they would have given you
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I would like to have emotions
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
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