Findings:

• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Why Can't This Be Love
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I can't get comfortable here
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You can't get there from here
• Why can't I get over her
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• War is hell but men like it
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Hot pursuit
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Can't we all just get along?
• Can't get you out of my head
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• i can't love you anymore
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• But I Like You
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• But can a robot love.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• You can't love with half a heart
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• You can't make someone love you
• At least things can't get any worse
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• can't get with
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• you can't love him anymore.
• i can't love you today
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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