Findings:
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You can, but you may not
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- we can all just be around other people
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- But can a robot love.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- What I want to be when I grow up
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Be that as it may
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Too good to be true
- Work hard and be nice
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- It can be cold in the dark
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Why procrastination can be productive
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- What the American people want politics to be
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Valour can be brown
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- TV can be a good thing
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You're too young to be so old
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Any song can be a love song
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- play dumb
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- There can be only one
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Trying to be friends
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- lost, or trying to be
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Trying desperately to be cool
- I am blind when I want to be
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- No one can be totally logical
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- may you be granted a purple robe
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