Findings:

• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• might as well
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• ass chip
• kick ass
• Covering your ass
• Whoop Ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• sorry ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and the Charger
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• The Horse and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Buridan's ass
• Asses of the masses
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• wiping ass
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Run your ass
• Kicking ass
• Sitting on your ass
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• The Golden Ass
• asses (user)
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
• a huge man ass (user)
• Tap that ass
• Ass wrestling
• Coon ass
• How to wash your ass
• Morrison's Lament
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• ASS HOLE (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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