Findings:

• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The way things have always been done
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• What have you been smoking?
• Articles every Everything must have
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I must have three heads
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• sometimes it's better that way
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• you can't have it both ways
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• He's been places they have not.
• What Might Have Been
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• It must have rained or something
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have no money and I must pay
• all living things must above all else have hope
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I have no output and I must scream
• I must have called a thousand times
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I could have been Canadian
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i have been burning for so long
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• They must have faces
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• She Will Have Her Way
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• It must have fixed itself!
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Ghosts must have done it!
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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