Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I must have made a mistake; my father, after all, could have been only an ass"

• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• And All That Could Have Been
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Could I Have Been?
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I could have been Canadian
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• the only comfort we could ever have
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Movies that should have been books first
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have always been burning
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• AES may have been broken
• We are all we have
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• you would have been
• Front porch, what should have been said
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you have never been safe
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Names have been changed
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• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• What Might Have Been
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Madmen have a world all their own
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• All cats have nine tails
• Long Haired Preachers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• when all the white horses have broken free
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• i have been burning for so long
• Could you have danced with me?
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• All I have left to lose
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I know I have been dreaming
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The path we have been walking
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The way things have always been done
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• All the fairies have gone
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I have spent all night paging you
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• My paintings are all I have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have just been shot
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• He's been places they have not.
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Penis for a day
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• What have you been smoking?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They could have saved Kevin
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Have you been a dad today?

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