Findings:

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Real life trolling
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Lets Get Real
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Real Life Phaser
• This is as real as magic gets
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• save and restore function in real life
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Get a life!
• Get back to me
• Life Grows Back
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• Real life applications of mathematics
• Real Life
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life will get easier
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Get back to where you once belonged
• Get Real
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Life gets in the way of words
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get a real computer!
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Get a Life
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Need to get out more
• Stoned music memories
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• real life raygun
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• real life test
• Real Life Dilbert
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Dan in Real Life
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Everything vs. Real Life
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• In Real Life
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• In back of the real
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• The Get Back project
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Back in the day
• The struggle is real
• back
• Back Bay
• Back to the Future II
• Don't Look Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
• back door
• bad back
• Backs
• Back stairs
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Go back for seconds
• Full Back
• back stabbing
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Take Back the Night
• Back assward
• back and bat at as hell
• Back to School
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Back to Reality
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• the small of her back
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Back burner
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The back of beyond
• come back
• Misusage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• back end
• back pressure
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Back in Black
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• Back on the Chain Gang
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• The Rat Pack Is Back!
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Back By Popular Demand
• Give me back my bike!
• back up
• To Riverdale and Back Again

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