Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I never cry. I never scream. I'm MacArthur Parker the Fucking Invincible, God Damnit."

• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Never Cry Wolf
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Flowers Never Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• I'm never getting drunk again
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• You can never get away from yourself
• Never Join a CD Club
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They think I'm a god
• pub that never shuts
• It's never him
• I am never alone
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• You can never go home again
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• I hope you never run for public office
• My cats think I'm a God
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• I think that I shall never see
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Never Is a Promise
• voice never dies
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Never Volunteer
• Kirby G6
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• A watched pot never boils
• Now or Never
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never quite at home in the world
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• You're never around when I need you
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• I never get mail
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• He never returned
• September that never ended
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• The Grass is Never Greener
• I never
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Never Again
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Born, never asked
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I have never
• Violence never solved anything
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• I'll never be the other woman
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• I will never drink root beer again
• I Never Knew You
• It never rains but it pours
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• We never danced
• never show this dialog box again
• I've never
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• if i never saw you again
• two positives never make a negative
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm not fucking bored
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Never
• MacArthur Parker (user)
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I never thought it would be like this
• Rust Never Sleeps
• This will never happen
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• We were never really friends
• Never say die
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Things that we will never use
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The one my father never met
• What if it never happened?
• I never saw her again
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Never be the first to let go
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Never look like you're staring
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• A broken heart never heals
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Something never perfect
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• How come we never dated?
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Sore throat cure
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Evolution has never been observed
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Never Say Never Again
• Never argue with a fool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• The death of a man I had never known
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• why i could never live in the city
• never use variable arguments in C++
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.

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