Findings:
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- every secret thing was made by some one
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- This Was Your Life
- One if by land, two if by sea
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- I Never Knew You
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- One by One
- One life
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I never knew
- The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- never use variable arguments in C++
- The one my father never met
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How Solemn as One by One
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Take life by the hand
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- By One Minute
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- One step closer to life
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- We are all extras in some famous person's life.
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Subjective argument for eternal life
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- I was raised by the French government
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- What was stolen by someone else
- asphyxiated by life (user)
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- Argument by Design
- The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- You never knew
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
- Skim this life but never live
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Life. Get one. (user)
- This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- The Life and Times, part one.
- One Life to Live
- Life is one big misunderstanding
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- No one gets out of this life alive
- I was never any good at maths at school
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Strange, you never knew
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- The Wild Colonials
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- never judge a by a reading
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Grabbing Life by the Gi
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- The first time I knew I was different
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
- UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- I was a witch in a past life
- Where Once Life Was
- Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
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