Findings:

• every secret thing was made by some one
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Take life by the hand
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• If I was a good person
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Trompe
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• I was a homeless bum
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Argument by Design
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• I was raised by the French government
• Grabbing Life by the Gi
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
• One hour there was sunlight
• A Woman Who Never Was
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• One person in two bodies
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• By One Minute
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• A bird never flew on one wing
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• One if by land, two if by sea
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• I Never Knew You
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• She knew what she was doing
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• You never knew
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• the little friendship that never was
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• Where Once Life Was
• I was a witch in a past life
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was never broken
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Strange, you never knew
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The first time I knew I was different
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• To the world you're just one person
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• How to paste one person's face over another
• One step closer to life
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• never judge a by a reading
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23

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