Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I often wonder what noises people that do not know English make if they are pretending to speak English."

• Do You Speak English?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• How to speak English backwards
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• what desire will make foolish people do
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Speak English or Die
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• All the cool kids speak English
• Refusal to speak english
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Ground rush
• Correct English terms for various animal noises
• Americans don't speak English
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Jesus did not speak English
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• How do you make a life matter?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Do you know where your children are?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• do. make. live.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
• Do You Know Squarepusher
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• Stuff White People Do
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Do I Know You?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• How do I know if I love you?
• Do you know me?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• do you want to know everything?
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• english liam (user)
• make do and mend
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Why onions make your eyes water
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• The make do gift
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Things to Make and Do
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• How do you know it's real?
• Why do people believe in God?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• American English
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
• I don't know what to do with you
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Now you do what they told ya
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• How do you make God laugh?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Do you come here often?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• What do we know of the outside world?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Treatment of corporations
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Do blind people dream?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Know How, Can Do
• do i know you (user)
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Do Make Say Think
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• What do stars do? They shine.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• How do you know that name?
• And Lord knows, do we love.
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• A story about a person I do not know
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• And if you do, make backups

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