Findings:

• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Words that only have one context
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• but these are only ripples
• Country Life
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have one whole anus
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• My New Life in Another Country
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• But life is subjective.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Only Angels Have Wings
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• the only comfort we could ever have
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I have become furniture in your life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• BQN: But, one for all?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Have One On Me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I could have been one of a two
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Skim this life but never live
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• We're one, but we're not the same
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Life in a Seismically Active Country
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Stoned music memories
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21

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