Findings:

• it would be hilarious if only
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• how to be a friend
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• I wanna be your dog
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• only the named can be destroyed
• I just want to be friends
• There can be only one
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Let's just be friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• but you wanna be bad
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I wanna be a hero
• My Only Friend
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• So you wanna be a hacker
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Trying to be friends
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Can we still be friends?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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