Findings:
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You like me, you really like me!
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- He brings me books like flowers
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- he calls me monster
- What life after death will really be like
- I never thought it would be like this
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- he calls me girly (user)
- He Never Died
- Walk Like Me
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Never look like you're staring
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- unfinished (like me)
- Dead Like Me
- he smokes like a cello plays
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- My Company Likes Me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Bleed Like Me
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- He loves me, he loves me not
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- Look siad me Be like me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He taught me how to smoke
- she, he, and me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- some say he was never here at all
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Like a really good sex
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- love like you've never been hurt
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Women only like me for my mind
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- eyed me like a female mantis
- like you love me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- he likes to watch you walk
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- The day he gave me a lift
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He called me Sarah once
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- he that is not with me is against me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- He'll never know what he's missing
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- he's like someone living in a dream
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- He Looked Like the Summer
- He never looked back
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Black Like Me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- A Doll Like Me
- treat me like a woman
- I like you; do you like me?
- Do you like me?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- You're like a brother to me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Republican Like Me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Loves me like a bottle
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
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