Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I realized that I just want to be happy, and if that involves fat and dumb so be it"

• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I just want to be friends
• So you want to be a composer
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• So you want to be a star?
• So you want to be evil
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I just want to be a drummer
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• So you want to be a waitress
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• So you want to be a DJ?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• I wanted to be
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Information wants to be free
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want to be a cog
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• so be it
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I want to be the air around you.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Should I be happy?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Just Be
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I want to be a muse
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I want to be caught
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• you just might be evil
• I don't always want you to be nice
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Much like what music wants to be
• we can all just be around other people
• Information wants to be paid
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So mote it be
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• All I ever wanted to be
• You could be so delicious
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• What the American people want politics to be
• I don't want to be successful
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It will never be just you
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Let's just be friends
• What it's like to be in love
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Information wants to be deleted
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I Want to Be Inside You
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I am blind when I want to be
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Be a model or just look like one
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Just be home in time for supper
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Just to see what it would be like
• All we need is just to be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• i want to be a dj
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still

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