Findings:

• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• you don't have to do this
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Sorry, I don't work here
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• the circles here have corners
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Here We Have Idaho
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Cats don't have brakes
• What I have learned from being fired
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• You, standing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Why is she really here?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Being a dickhead
• Don't piss here
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• So you don't have to
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have any real problems
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• I don't have the time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You don't have to remember my name
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• being here
• in love with being in love
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later

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