Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I resolved that I would never touch you, ask or accept any kindness of yours, and never intentionally cause you mental or physical harm."

• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Video, or it never happened.
• Now or Never
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• a ship's construct would never understand
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I never asked to be born you know
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• any way, shape or form
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I was never any good at maths at school
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Born, never asked
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I never thought I would node this
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The death of a man I had never known
• Something never perfect
• I never saw her again
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• I will never drink root beer again
• It never rains but it pours
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Never be the first to let go
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• I am never alone
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• voice never dies
• You'll never work in this town again!
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• I have never
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I'll never be the other woman
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• two positives never make a negative
• Things Never to say to your kids
• if i never saw you again
• I Never Knew You
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• The Grass is Never Greener
• September that never ended
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• pub that never shuts
• It's never him
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Violence never solved anything
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• You can never get away from yourself
• never use variable arguments in C++
• Never Volunteer
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Kirby G6
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• I hope you never run for public office
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• A watched pot never boils
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• A watched pothead never tokes
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never Join a CD Club
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never Again
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• What if it never happened?
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Never look like you're staring
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• The one my father never met
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Never argue with a fool
• A broken heart never heals
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Never Is a Promise
• How come we never dated?
• Evolution has never been observed
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Never Say Never Again
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• why i could never live in the city
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Sore throat cure
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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