Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I said in advance that we'd be the only ones to show up with food..I KNEW it would happen.."

• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There can be only one
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Mind without body
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• what would it take to be serene again?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Be a model or just look like one
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• No one can be totally logical
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Rebeca Martinez
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The best kind of bartender
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• That would be me
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• What I want to be when I grow up
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• A whimper would be fine
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Just to see what it would be like
• eternity would be boring
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I never thought it would be like this
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• No one can be in two places at once
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now

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