Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step"

• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• save myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• My withdrawal into myself
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• I hate myself right now
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• audio editing
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Steps into Nod
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• A conversation I had with myself once
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• The river flows and I will drown myself.
• Rediscovering Myself (user)
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• I break myself down
• I hide myself within my flower
• Slipping away from myself
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• A letter to myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I caught myself
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Automobile tire pressure
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Dancing With Myself
• Song Of Myself
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I Touch Myself
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• I punch myself often (user)
• I decided to kill myself
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I myself am war
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Watching Myself Grow Tired
• the last time I surprised myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I find myself here
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I Hate Myself
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• just now
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• I put away childish things, like myself
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I try to see myself
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• I can't stop torturing myself
• I take myself dancing
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• myself (user)
• I want to dissect myself
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Far away piece of myself
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I'm a stranger here myself
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• An Introduction to a Ghost Tour: On Truth, Myself, The Nature of Ghosts, and The City of Charleston
• I can do it myself
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• step forward into terror
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• putting everything into ever-smaller boxes won't save the world
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• myself
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• I left myself at the Airport
• I give myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• Myself and Mine
• Driving Myself Crazy
• The day I punched myself in the face
• I really really scared myself this evening
• Talking to Myself
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• You Enjoy Myself
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• pukesick: notes to myself
• talk myself down
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Notes to Myself
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• Thinking myself in circles
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Not Myself
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I can only speak for myself
• Only When I Lose Myself
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument

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