Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I solemnly covenant that at least 90% of my writeups shall be factual writeups"

• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Two Shall Be Born
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• You Shall Be as Gods
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• You might be a '90s kid if
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• I Shall Be Released
• Shall I at least set my lands in order?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Or at least it used to be
• we shall all be healed
• When shall I be free?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• You Shall Be Reclaimed
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• 90 Degrees
• 50 percent of pregnancies end in miscarriage
• State Road 90
• Psalm 90
• Moby Dick - Chapter 90
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 90
• Paradroid 90
• Fortran 90
• hyper-ironic 90's
• 900 MHz
• 10% life, 90% drama
• Freedom 90
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• US Highway 90
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• 90 Day Wonder
• 9:00 swing
• In 90 Minutes
• Vector Angles less than 90 Degrees
• 90% fat free (user)
• The 900 Number
• Tottenham Hotspur: Season 1889/90
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Patriarch turning 90
• 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent perspiration
• Dewey Decimal System: 900
• Air Florida Flight 90
• The new economy: 90% of the utility is 10% of the cost
• JLA #90
• MXR Phase 90
• Playhouse 90
• Beverly Cleary, age 90
• 90 day detention
• 90's
• 90's web design
• 90 head 90 miles
• Blue Sky 90 (user)
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• You will be assimilated
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Never be the first to let go
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries

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