Findings:

• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Know your pets
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• fall asleep
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• I fall asleep to be with you
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Being the last to fall asleep
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Dead links in writeups
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The bored who complain
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• People exploding in movies
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• play dumb
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• cat haters
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Taking things at surface value
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Capitalize, please
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who use Windows
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Two people who are not touching
• People who are not anarchists
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Type A blood
• people who don't exist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The other people who hate war
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who wear camo
• People who died laughing
• Using a command line
• People who love FTP
• People who don't read
• People who carp about their jobs
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The People Who Used to Live There
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• Asleep at the wheel
• My dick fell asleep
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• You were here when I fell asleep
• asleep at the switch
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• Asleep in the Back
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• dislike
• Why I dislike the term "making love"
• Why I dislike defining my sexuality
• I dislike sports
• I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School
• Why I dislike the rave scene
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• during
• Wandering in the streets of Paris during Le Pen's triumph
• Nuclear crises during the Cold War
• Images of the enemy in the United States and Japan during World War II
• FAA regulations prohibit the use of portable electronic devices during takeoff and landing
• August approaches: Vietnamese Communism during the Second World War
• Judah During the Exilic Period
• How to overcome the ADSL and Cable problem of downstream slowdown during upstream saturation
• Czechoslovakia During the Cold War Era
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• English population growth during the Industrial Revolution
• English agriculture during the Industrial Revolution
• Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
• President Kennedy's heroism during the Cuban Missile Crisis
• Life During Wartime
• History of the Dutch Republic during the 17th century
• History of Scotland during the Reigns of the Five Jameses
• What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
• Written during math class
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• Abraham Lincoln's problems during the Civil War compared to Jefferson Davis's
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• during down time at E2
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• River Falls, Wisconsin
• Fall of Moondust
• Endless waters rush over the falls' edge
• Fall Jam
• Who made Hell?
• John Madden must fall!

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