Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- This morning, while you were still asleep
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- It must have rained or something
- I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
- I have no output and I must scream
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
- Got to Get You into My Life
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Into each life some rain must fall
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
- Falling asleep while masturbating
- I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- You were here when I fell asleep
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Stoned music memories
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Articles every Everything must have
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
- You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
- I was into them after they were hip
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Have got
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- We're trying to have a baby
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I must have waited all my life for this
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I must have called a thousand times
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Ghosts must have done it!
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no money and I must pay
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- Swimming pool injury
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- We were supposed to fall
- remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Letter from Seiji Koga to a supposed son of Florian Von Banier, dated 1840
- How to jump into water from a height
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
- For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- What I have learned from being fired
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- We're Humans from Earth
- I got it from Agnes
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- Have I Got News for You
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Have brain, will travel
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- They must have faces
- I must have three heads
- Smoke 'em while you got 'em
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- It must have fixed itself!
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- while a waitress pours coffee
- brain child
- brain dump
- Uhlek Brain World
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