Findings:

• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• one way to kill an ostrich
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
• One more cigarette
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• isn't there more than one book
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll take my half whole
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• One Case One Kill
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Just one more
• Small ones are more juicy
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• One More Victim
• The Library Book
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• One More Pallbearer
• One more (small) thing...
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll take you home
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• One More Murder
• One More Night
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I'll take that as a compliment
• The More Loving One
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• One more gray hair
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Baby One More Time
• One More Rationalist (user)
• What's one more stripe to a tiger?
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• old books can tell more than one story
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• One More Saturday Night
• Kill two birds with one stone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• The more one talks, the less the words mean
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• One More Time
• call me garbage one more time
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Take one for the team
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Teen Angst: Take One
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• One Shot One Kill
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• Iced Cappuccino
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll call you
• house of ill repute
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll explain it when you're older
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Bird of Ill Omen
• I'll get there when I get there
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Mr. Ill (user)
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• ill (user)
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Honey, I'll see you in hell!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'll let you in on a secret
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• whatever, I'll upvote it

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